(via youngmulababee)
(Source: thisiswhatiwantednot, via laughatlifesproblems)
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
(via quepasobitches)
I’VE BEEN LOOKING SO HARD FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO IT’S LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING AND I FOUND IT I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND IT
(Source: ThatBoyKT, via i-was-eating-babies-when-i)
| Teenage girls 364 days a year: | My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again. |
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